“…Clearly Nickelodeon is pushing a global warming agenda, and while there’s no disputing the fact that the Earth is getting a little warmer the big question is, is it manmade or is it just one of those gigantic climactic phases you know phases that were going? For a while we’re cold and then we get warmer and then we colder and then we get warmer. Which one is it? The science on both sides, there are a lot of scientists who say it’s this, others say it’s that.” - Steve Doocy
Actually, no, Steve Dookie, (oh yeah i went there,) there are not “a lot of scientists” on both sides of the issue.
Pro Tip for everybody:
- Virtually all scientists agree that some form of climate change - particularly the “it’s getting hot in here” variety - is happening.
- Virtually all scientists agree that large portions of it are attributable to human activity, particularly in the last 100-or-so years.
- The only area in which there is significant, legitimate scientific debate is in what the overall effects will be - basically, are we going to be totally fucked in 30 years, only mildly fucked in 100 years, or what?
Any scientist who strongly disagrees with “climate change is happening and humans are responsible for an awful lot of it” is either really shitty at science or has a suspiciously enlarged bank account.
It’s times like this I wish I had the money to fund a nationwide tour for my environmental geology professor. :/
HAHA, thank goodness for SpongeBob.
(Source : stfuconservatives)